Friday, September 11th 2009

Dear Thong Lady
posted @ 11:11 am in [ ]

Did you know
we can all see your underpants?
It’s true.
That color pink
can probably be seen from space.
One has to wonder:
did you sit with your back to the room
on purpose,
so everybody could see
(and appreciate?)
your underpants,
whose area measure
was likely inversely proportional
to its pricetag?
Are we supposed to be snowed
by your underpants, dear?
Because all I can think of
is how you paid
so very much
for a wedgie
that won’t go away.